WHETHER it’s a knock, knock classic or a groan-worth dad pun, we all love a joke!
Christmas lunch isn’t the only place to find some crackers when it comes to jokes.
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We’re a species that can’t help but laugh. Babies typically start laughing from three to four months old, with the average four year old laughing 300 times a day!
It’s even rumoured that Greek philosopher Chrysippus died from a fit of laughter at his own joke…
It’s not just humans that laugh! Rats and monkeys have also been observed having a giggle when tickled.
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Laughter can also be good for us. Studies suggest that 10 to 15 minutes of laughter a day can burn up to 40 calories!
If you wanted a job where the laughs kept on coming, you might want to try being a gelotologist (a person who studies laughter and its effects upon the body).
In a bid to make our happy, sunny community smile, Sun Bingo has rounded up 10 side-splitting, pun-believable, sun-themed jokes.
Which is your favourite?
Jokes on us!
I went for a job at a sun cream factory but I didn’t get it…
I’ll reapply in a few hours!
What did the sun say to his wife?
You’re my solmate.
Why shouldn’t you use the sun in a workout?
Because it’s really light.
Have you ever noticed that bread is like the sun?
It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
I promised my new girlfriend the sun, the moon and the stars…
So, I took her to the planetarium.
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What are the sun's favourite chocolate bars?
A Milky Way and a Mars Bar.
What do you call a sunburned librarian?
What type of flower grows on the surface of the sun?
An ultra violet.
I stayed up all night wondering what time the sun would rise…
Then it dawned on me!
Why did the sun go to college?
To get brighter!
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